We’re all familiar with the classic party crasher of Thanksgiving. Sometimes it’s an uncle who shows up last minute and spends half of Thanksgiving telling obscure stories from his days in that rock band. Sometimes it’s your sister who totally forgets what time dinner starts and moseys in after all the yams are gone.
However, we can all probably agree that none of that would be nearly as disastrous as any of these fictional characters showing up at your family gathering.
Literally every single character. Do not invite these girls. They are bad news.
2. Hideo – Wildcard
Because it’s just the worst when that one person shows up to dinner and starts controlling everyone’s minds, taking over the world, etc. you know?
3. Caledonia – Seafire
Sword fights at the dining table = mashed potatoes probably getting knocked over.
4. Lady Helen – The Dark Days Club
Seriously? Are you trying to lure monsters to dinner?
5. Xifeng – Forest of a Thousand Lanterns
She eats hearts. No one wants that side dish on the table.
6. A hollowgast – A Map of Days
Ruthless monsters are the worst to watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade with.
7. The Commandant – An Ember in the Ashes
She’s more likely to carve your face before she carves that turkey.
8. Frank – Frankly in Love
Because we all know everyone is going to end up loving Frank more than you. Everyone loves Frank.
9. Eva – A River of Royal Blood
NO. FIGHTING. WITH. MAGICK. AT. THE. TABLE.