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9 Characters You DON’T Want at Thanksgiving

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We’re all familiar with the classic party crasher of Thanksgiving. Sometimes it’s an uncle who shows up last minute and spends half of Thanksgiving telling obscure stories from his days in that rock band. Sometimes it’s your sister who totally forgets what time dinner starts and moseys in after all the yams are gone.

However, we can all probably agree that none of that would be nearly as disastrous as any of these fictional characters showing up at your family gathering.

 

1. The Merciless

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Literally every single character. Do not invite these girls. They are bad news.

 

2. Hideo – Wildcard

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Because it’s just the worst when that one person shows up to dinner and starts controlling everyone’s minds, taking over the world, etc. you know?

 

3. Caledonia – Seafire

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Sword fights at the dining table = mashed potatoes probably getting knocked over.

 

4. Lady Helen – The Dark Days Club

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Seriously? Are you trying to lure monsters to dinner?

 

5. Xifeng – Forest of a Thousand Lanterns

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She eats hearts. No one wants that side dish on the table.

 

6. A hollowgast – A Map of Days

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Ruthless monsters are the worst to watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade with.

 

7. The Commandant – An Ember in the Ashes

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She’s more likely to carve your face before she carves that turkey.

 

8. Frank – Frankly in Love

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Because we all know everyone is going to end up loving Frank more than you. Everyone loves Frank.

 

9. Eva – A River of Royal Blood 

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NO. FIGHTING. WITH. MAGICK. AT. THE. TABLE.

 

 

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