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10 Characters You DON’T Want at Thanksgiving

We’re all familiar with the classic party crasher of Thanksgiving. However, we can all probably agree that none would be nearly as disastrous as any of these fictional characters showing up at your family gathering!

 

1. The Hollow Sisters – House of Hollow

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They’re always hungry. They’d literally eat everything.

 

2. The Commandant – A Sky Beyond the Storm

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She’s more likely to carve your face before she carves that turkey.

3. A hollowgast – The Desolations of Devil’s Acre

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Ruthless monsters are the worst to watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade with.

4. Lady Helen – The Dark Days Club

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Seriously? Are you trying to lure monsters to dinner?

 

5. Xifeng – Forest of a Thousand Lanterns

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She eats hearts. No one wants that side dish on the table.

 

6. Caledonia – Seafire

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Sword fights at the dining table = mashed potatoes probably getting knocked over.

 

7. Hideo – Wildcard

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(Spoiler for Warcross!)

SUPER awkward when you have to explain to everyone at the table that your boyfriend tried to take over the world, ya know?

 

8. Frank – Frankly in Love

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Because we all know everyone is going to end up loving Frank more than you. Everyone loves Frank.

 

9. Eva – A River of Royal Blood 

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NO. FIGHTING. WITH. MAGICK. AT. THE. TABLE.

 

10. Lee & Annie – Fireborne

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Dragons. Though now that we think about it, maybe they could speed up the cooking process?!

 

 

 

Check out how to throw the perfect bookish Thanksgiving here!

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